This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
this hospital has no fireball
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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