I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
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