**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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