I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I just had sex on a roof
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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