Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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