i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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