I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you win again, gameday.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
soo... how was my night?
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