Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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