I can text with my tongue
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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