im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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