she was so not down for the gang bang
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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