i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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