best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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