This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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