I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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