no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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