You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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