Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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