id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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