So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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