And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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