I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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