I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
