I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
She needs sedatives and a leash
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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