i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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