Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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