We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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