i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Randomize
