Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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