Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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