He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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