I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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