Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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