MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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