her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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