People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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