that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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