this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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