i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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