That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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