I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Randomize
