the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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