I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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