I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We had sex on a dog bed..
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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