We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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