So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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