She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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