I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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