I must be too annoying 4 u.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
