Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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