i was rollin on her like bob the builder
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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