Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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