sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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