i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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